- To weaken, injure, or impair.
- To destroy property or hinder normal operations.
- To hollow out as if making a cave or opening.
Warning: ill mill crashed my shit! I managed to shoot myself in the head today with the gun that I had found off of the street. Sadly enough though I didn't die. Instead, I now have this huge hole in my head. It was rather funny, my mom asked me what I was doing, "nothing." I replied. Then, I picked it up, aimed, and pulled the trigger. My mom shrieked in horror, as she witnessed the blood spray all over the wall behind me. It made a pretty big hole. Then, I looked up, a bit dazed and confused, I started to laugh. I thought it was kind of funny, now I can write about it. I can go places and say "hi, my name is ______, and I have a huge hole in my head." Can you go around and do that? I doubt it. Well, I hope that you have enjoyed reading this, because now I'm off to the streets again to go see if I can find some jewelry for this new hole I have now. See you soon.
- FAULT REPORTED: TUES 12.21.2012 - SEGMENT VALUE: 1840597725192606937813181341936399307097291249441061202533081337; -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [start] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------0x0000000: 57 61 72 6e 69 6e 67 3a 20 69 6c 6c 20 6d 69 6c | Warning: ill mil 0x0000001: 6c 20 63 72 61 73 68 65 64 20 6d 79 20 73 68 69 | l crashed my shi 0x0000002: 74 21 20 49 20 6d 61 6e 61 67 65 64 20 74 6f 20 | t! I managed to 0x0000003: 73 68 6f 6f 74 20 6d 79 73 65 6c 66 20 69 6e 20 | shoot myself in 0x0000004: 74 68 65 20 68 65 61 64 20 74 6f 64 61 79 20 77 | the head today w 0x0000005: 69 74 68 20 74 68 65 20 67 75 6e 20 74 68 61 74 | ith the gun that 0x0000006: 20 49 20 68 61 64 20 66 6f 75 6e 64 20 6f 66 66 | I had found off 0x0000007: 20 6f 66 20 74 68 65 20 73 74 72 65 65 74 2e 20 | of the street. 0x0000008: 53 61 64 6c 79 20 65 6e 6f 75 67 68 20 74 68 6f | Sadly enough tho 0x0000009: 75 67 68 20 49 20 64 69 64 6e 27 74 20 64 69 65 | ugh I didn't die 0x000000a: 2e 20 49 6e 73 74 65 61 64 2c 20 49 20 6e 6f 77 | . Instead, I now 0x000000b: 20 68 61 76 65 20 74 68 69 73 20 68 75 67 65 20 | have this huge 0x000000c: 68 6f 6c 65 20 69 6e 20 6d 79 20 68 65 61 64 2e | hole in my head. 0x000000d: 20 49 74 20 77 61 73 20 72 61 74 68 65 72 20 66 | It was rather f 0x000000e: 75 6e 6e 79 2c 20 6d 79 20 6d 6f 6d 20 61 73 6b | unny, my mom ask 0x000000f: 65 64 20 6d 65 20 77 68 61 74 20 49 20 77 61 73 | ed me what I was 0x0000010: 20 64 6f 69 6e 67 2c 20 22 6e 6f 74 68 69 6e 67 | doing, "nothing 0x0000011: 2e 22 20 49 20 72 65 70 6c 69 65 64 2e 20 54 68 | ." I replied. Th 0x0000012: 65 6e 2c 20 49 20 70 69 63 6b 65 64 20 69 74 20 | en, I picked it 0x0000013: 75 70 2c 20 61 69 6d 65 64 2c 20 61 6e 64 20 70 | up, aimed, and p 0x0000014: 75 6c 6c 65 64 20 74 68 65 20 74 72 69 67 67 65 | ulled the trigge 0x0000015: 72 2e 20 4d 79 20 6d 6f 6d 20 73 68 72 69 65 6b | r. My mom shriek 0x0000016: 65 64 20 69 6e 20 68 6f 72 72 6f 72 2c 20 61 73 | ed in horror, as 0x0000017: 20 73 68 65 20 77 69 74 6e 65 73 73 65 64 20 74 | she witnessed t 0x0000018: 68 65 20 62 6c 6f 6f 64 20 73 70 72 61 79 20 61 | he blood spray a 0x0000019: 6c 6c 20 6f 76 65 72 20 74 68 65 20 77 61 6c 6c | ll over the wall 0x000001a: 20 62 65 68 69 6e 64 20 6d 65 2e 20 49 74 20 6d | behind me. It m 0x000001b: 61 64 65 20 61 20 70 72 65 74 74 79 20 62 69 67 | ade a pretty big 0x000001c: 20 68 6f 6c 65 2e 20 54 68 65 6e 2c 20 49 20 6c | hole. Then, I l 0x000001d: 6f 6f 6b 65 64 20 75 70 2c 20 61 20 62 69 74 20 | ooked up, a bit 0x000001e: 64 61 7a 65 64 20 61 6e 64 20 63 6f 6e 66 75 73 | dazed and confus 0x000001f: 65 64 2c 20 49 20 73 74 61 72 74 65 64 20 74 6f | ed, I started to 0x0000020: 20 6c 61 75 67 68 2e 20 49 20 74 68 6f 75 67 68 | laugh. I though 0x0000021: 74 20 69 74 20 77 61 73 20 6b 69 6e 64 20 6f 66 | t it was kind of 0x0000022: 20 66 75 6e 6e 79 2c 20 6e 6f 77 20 49 20 63 61 | funny, now I ca 0x0000023: 6e 20 77 72 69 74 65 20 61 62 6f 75 74 20 69 74 | n write about it 0x0000024: 2e 20 49 20 63 61 6e 20 67 6f 20 70 6c 61 63 65 | . I can go place 0x0000025: 73 20 61 6e 64 20 73 61 79 20 22 68 69 2c 20 6d | s and say "hi, m 0x0000026: 79 20 6e 61 6d 65 20 69 73 20 5f 5f 5f 5f 5f 5f | y name is ______ 0x0000027: 2c 20 61 6e 64 20 49 20 68 61 76 65 20 61 20 68 | , and I have a h 0x0000028: 75 67 65 20 68 6f 6c 65 20 69 6e 20 6d 79 20 68 | uge hole in my h 0x0000029: 65 61 64 2e 22 20 43 61 6e 20 79 6f 75 20 67 6f | ead." Can you go 0x000002a: 20 61 72 6f 75 6e 64 20 61 6e 64 20 64 6f 20 74 | around and do t 0x000002b: 68 61 74 3f 20 49 20 64 6f 75 62 74 20 69 74 2e | hat? I doubt it. 0x000002c: 20 57 65 6c 6c 2c 20 49 20 68 6f 70 65 20 74 68 | Well, I hope th 0x000002d: 61 74 20 79 6f 75 20 68 61 76 65 20 65 6e 6a 6f | at you have enjo 0x000002e: 79 65 64 20 72 65 61 64 69 6e 67 20 74 68 69 73 | yed reading this 0x000002f: 2c 20 62 65 63 61 75 73 65 20 6e 6f 77 20 49 27 | , because now I' 0x0000030: 6d 20 6f 66 66 20 74 6f 20 74 68 65 20 73 74 72 | m off to the str 0x0000031: 65 65 74 73 20 61 67 61 69 6e 20 74 6f 20 67 6f | eets again to go 0x0000032: 20 73 65 65 20 69 66 20 49 20 63 61 6e 20 66 69 | see if I can fi 0x0000033: 6e 64 20 73 6f 6d 65 20 6a 65 77 65 6c 72 79 20 | nd some jewelry 0x0000034: 66 6f 72 20 74 68 69 73 20 6e 65 77 20 68 6f 6c | for this new hol 0x0000035: 65 20 49 20 68 61 76 65 20 6e 6f 77 2e 20 53 65 | e I have now. Se 0x0000036: 65 20 79 6f 75 20 73 6f 6f 6e 2e | e you soon. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [end]