Warning: ill mill crashed my shit! I managed to shoot myself in the head today with the gun that I had found off of the street. Sadly enough though I didn't die. Instead, I now have this huge hole in my head. It was rather funny, my mom asked me what I was doing, "nothing." I replied. Then, I picked it up, aimed, and pulled the trigger. My mom shrieked in horror, as she witnessed the blood spray all over the wall behind me. It made a pretty big hole. Then, I looked up, a bit dazed and confused, I started to laugh. I thought it was kind of funny, now I can write about it. I can go places and say "hi, my name is ______, and I have a huge hole in my head." Can you go around and do that? I doubt it. Well, I hope that you have enjoyed reading this, because now I'm off to the streets again to go see if I can find some jewelry for this new hole I have now. See you soon.

                      - FAULT REPORTED: TUES 12.21.2012 -                       
SEGMENT VALUE: 1840597725192606937813181341936399307097291249441061202533081337;
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0x0000002:  74 21 20 49 20 6d 61 6e 61 67 65 64 20 74 6f 20   | t! I managed to 
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0x0000009:  75 67 68 20 49 20 64 69 64 6e 27 74 20 64 69 65   | ugh I didn't die
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0x000000b:  20 68 61 76 65 20 74 68 69 73 20 68 75 67 65 20   |  have this huge 
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0x0000011:  2e 22 20 49 20 72 65 70 6c 69 65 64 2e 20 54 68   | ." I replied. Th
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0x0000029:  65 61 64 2e 22 20 43 61 6e 20 79 6f 75 20 67 6f   | ead." Can you go
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0x0000036:  65 20 79 6f 75 20 73 6f 6f 6e 2e                  | e you soon.     

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